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Showing posts with label Letters. Show all posts
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A different Love letter
A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it. A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest (Girl Name),
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(a) 10 marks,
(b) 5 marks,
(c) 3 marks.
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1) Whenever you enter class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?
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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
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3) You were singing in class, I entered and immediately you stopped because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
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4) You were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
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9) On my birthday, you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..Love, (Boy Name)
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Girls Reply., (Also in Q/A format)
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For Boy,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
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4) I was showing my photos to my friends (who are all girls).You poked inside. right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
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6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
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7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
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8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
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9) Oh was that your birthday...? I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you...!
Funny leave letters
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of the world ...
1. Infosys :
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
2. Oracle :
From an employe who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days."
3. Another gem from CDAC :
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept :
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave."
6. An instant leave letter :
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster :
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today."
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster :
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note :
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one :
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave :
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave."
12. Letter writing :
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application :
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."
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