Funny ATM Machines

Funny ATM Machine

Checkout the Height of ATM Machine.

Funny ATM Machine

Can we activate this ATM Operating System..?

Funny ATM Machine

What a Brilliant Boy..!

Funny ATM Machine

Check the Number Order 4 - 5 - 6 or 5 - 4 - 6..?
Is it for security Reason..?

Funny ATM Machine

A ATM Machine Blasted...!

Funny ATM Machine

Can you solve this Big Equation..?

Funny ATM Machine

Someone playing Solitaire Game in ATM Machine.

Computer Tiruvilaiyadal

Computer Tiruvilaiyadal

முரசு அறிவித்தல் மற்றும் தருமியின் புலம்பல்

Computer Tiruvilaiyadal

சிவபெருமான் தருமியை சந்தித்தல்

Computer Tiruvilaiyadal

சிவபெருமான் தருமி : கேள்வி - பதில்கள்

Computer Tiruvilaiyadal

தருமி அரசவைக்கு செல்லுதல்

Computer Tiruvilaiyadal

பாண்டிய மன்னரின் சந்தேகம் தீர்கிறது

Computer Tiruvilaiyadal

நக்கீரரின் குறுக்கீடு

Computer Tiruvilaiyadal

சிவபெருமானை சந்தித்து தருமி புலம்புவது.

Indian Wedding - An SQL Query

Here is a funny wedding SQL query written by an Indian Programmer. I have never seen humorous use of SQL like this before. Hope you will enjoy reading it.

HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )
AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM india_Brides
WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'
AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA)
AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null
SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance
FROM FatherInLaw
UPDATE MyBankAccout
SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker
SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;
Commit;

Happy Pongal..!

Happy Pongal..!

Happy Pongal..!

Happy Pongal..!

Happy Pongal..!

Happy Pongal..!

Why a student fails in examination..?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year. You know Sundays are for rest.

    Days left 313.

2. Summer Holidays - 50 Days. Where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

    Days left 263.

3. Daily Sleep (8 Hours) - 130 Days.

    Days left 141.

4. Daily Playing (1 Hour) - 15 Days (Good for Health).

    Days left 126.

5. For Food (2 Hours) - 30 Days. Other delicacies (chew properly & eat).

    Days left 96.

6. For Talking (1 Hour) - 15 Days. (Man is a social animal).

    Days left 81.

7. Exam Days - At least 35 Days per Year.

    Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half Yearly and Festival Holidays - 40 Days.

    Balance 6 days.

9. For Sickness atleast 3 days.

    Remaining days 3.

10. Movies and Functions atleast 2 days.

    1 day left.

11. That 1 day is Your Birthday. "How can you study at that day..?"

    Balance days 0..!

It's not the fault of the student if he fails..!