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Funny leave letters


Just to enjoy the fun. And nothing else...

     This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of the world ...

1. Infosys :
  
     "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

2. Oracle :
  
     From an employe who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

     "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days."

3. Another gem from CDAC :
  
     Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

     "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept :

     "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :

     "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave."

6. An instant leave letter :

     "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster :

     "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today."

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster :

     "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note :

     "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one :

     "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave :

     "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave."

12. Letter writing :

     "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application :

     "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."

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