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Computer Woman


Hard Disk Women:
She remember Everything and  FOREVER.

Ram Women:
She forgets about you, when the moment you turn her off.

Windows Women:
Everyone know’s that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Excel Women:
She can do lot of thing, But you mostly use her for your basic needs.

ScreenSaver Women:
She is good for nothing but atleast she is fun.

Internet Women:
Difficult to access.

Server Women:
Always Busy When you need her.

Multimedia women:
She makes horrible things looks beatiful.

CDROM Women:
She is always faster and faster

Email Women:
Every ten things she says,eight are nonsense.

Virus Women:
Also known as WIFE.When you are not expecting her, she comes install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose something. If you dont try to uninstall her, you will lose everything.

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