senthilprabu4u: August 2010

Smile Please

We Smiled when we were kids.,

To be beautiful when you grow up.,

Even the beauty faded., But still they look so happy.

No matter what bad things happen to you, But Keep A Smile on your face. Because you look beautiful when smile.

Wish you a similing day!

Why india get so many Testing Projects ?

CHINA's CRH2

TAIWAN 's THSR

KOREA 's KTX

JAPAN 's SHINKANZEN

SPAIN 's AVE

DUBAI 's METRO

And?...

INDIA 's ALL ABOARD

Check-out the ladder...!

(Only we used to test the products at the stream conditions, naturally...!)

Hard Disk Women:
She remember Everything and FOREVER.

Ram Women:
She forgets about you, when the moment you turn her off.

Windows Women:
Everyone know’s that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Excel Women:
She can do lot of thing, But you mostly use her for your basic needs.

ScreenSaver Women:
She is good for nothing but atleast she is fun.

Internet Women:
Difficult to access.

Server Women:
Always Busy When you need her.

Multimedia women:
She makes horrible things looks beatiful.

CDROM Women:
She is always faster and faster

Email Women:
Every ten things she says,eight are nonsense.

Virus Women:

Also known as WIFE.When you are not expecting her, she comes install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose something. If you dont try to uninstall her, you will lose everything.

Happy married life?

>Once X asked Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Y : You should share responsibilities with love to each other. Then there will be no problems.

X : Can you explain?

Y : In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues.

Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"

Y : Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it.

X : Then what is your role?

Y : My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iraq , Indian economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing..? My wife NEVER objects to any of these.