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DLF IPL 20-20

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Creative Work : Interactive IPL 2011 Schedule



Men VS Women


How a man withdraws cash from ATM:

1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away

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How a woman withdraws cash from ATM:

1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for half mile
24) Release handbrake
25) Drive on..
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Dreamz abt me.

New Generation Of ABCD


Why China gets more medal...?


I always wonder why china gets more medals in Asian Games, Olympic and any other games. Here the secret is revealed.

Is this post is only for fun...?

The Boss and A Guy


A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:

"I'm afraid he died last week." She explains.


The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."


The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

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"BCoz . . ."
He replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . . "

Wedding Invitation (Not Mine...!)


Have you ever seen Wedding Invitations as funny/Cute as follows.,

Invitation as a Computer





Invitation as a zoozoo



Invitation as a chocolate






And Finally.,